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April 22, 2013

Of Course: Tsarnaev Trutherism

Obviously he's innocent, one keen-eyed Internet Detective observes; he questions the timing.

“He’s fucking innocent. If he were ‘guilty’, it wouldn’t take this long to fucking prove it, and there would actually be evidence,” says one supporter, although the government has yet to charge the incapacitated, hospitalized Tsarnaev with a crime.

I mean, Mein Gott, it took 72 hours. You can fake a lot of video in 72 hours, you know.

The best part of any flame that attracts the conspiracist moths is how quickly so many people become experts on so many obscure fields of information. Such as: Precisely how much blood would be visible on the sidewalks after a bombing?

It turns out, some people know how much blood there would be, and that it must be that the FBI is faking victims.

@J_Tsarsupport posted a photo (warning: graphic) claiming “proof that half the ‘victims’ are fake” based on a suspicion that there ought to be more blood.

Somehow Dzhohkar, who is completely innocent, wound up shooting a cop and carjacking someone and then having IED's on hands to throw at pursuing police:

Links to conspiracy accusations on Infowars — which disrupted an FBI press conference on Thursday — proliferate. Photos circulate purporting to show, as with this one, that the backpack containing the bomb matches one carried by a different individual. “We The Private Eye have Proven Jhar innocent an soon he will publicly be innocent ..Keep up the great job campaigners,” tweeted another advocate using the hashtag #TroyCrossleyTruth. Compressing the cycle of accusation and refutation online, the hashtag is already getting trolled.

And if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the conspiracy:

...

On the popular photo-sharing network, @Freejaharheda posts a tinted photo of Tsarnaev declaring his innocence; disbelievers “are NASA, GOVERMENT , CSI, NSI, ARMY etc. It is those who is dealing with satan.”

NASA?

I suppose he meant the NSA but then he also meant "goverNment" and I guess he thinks that "CSI" is a federal organization and who the hell knows what NSI might be. Apart from that, he sounds very informed.

We need the death penalty here, or this guy will have more sex with more wives than any free man, just like Tex Watson from the Manson Family.

More: "LOL!"



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