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Change of Pace: Here's a Letter from a Sorority Girl Scolding Her "Boring" Sorority Sisters for "Sucking" So Bad at LifeThis is from Deadspin. I don't like linking the vile Gawker empire so I won't. At the University of Maryland, one of the "lower-tier" sororities -- one for "awkward" sorts of girls -- got matched with Sigma Nu, which I guess is some kind of socially-higher fraternity, for Greek Week. I really don't have any idea what this means, by the way. I guess there's a random draw and frats and sororities are matched with each other for four days of forced socialization. So I guess this is the sorority's Big Chance to improve its Greek Cred. Like in a movie. You've seen movies, right? It's like that. Jennifer Lawrence pretends to be an awkward, unattractive girl (she wears glasses and she reads books) but she wants to be popular so she tells her sisters, "We can Rule this School if we get the Sigma Nus to think we're Cool!" Well, this sorority, I guess, was not really mixing well with these Sigma Nu studs, who, in the movie, I guess would be played by the Werewolf from the Vampire Girl movies and... gun to my head I cannot think of another actor in his twenties. I'll say Channing Tatum but I know he's older. I'm not even sure I know who that is but whatever. The only other person I can think of is Michael Cera, but he wouldn't be a Sigma Nu, he'd be the sweet nerd who Jennifer Lawrence finally realizes she's loved all along. Unless the audience reaction wasn't good, in which case they'd "Ducky" him and just have her land the Werewolf. But I digress. So, the Werewolf and Channing Tatum, and it's totally important to get these Sig Nu guys to like us, OKAY?!! Thus, this sorority girl let her sisters have it for being lame and only talking amongst themselves instead of mingling and whatever you're supposed to do at a mixer. Eh. It's blog fodder. You might find it funny, or sad, or skippable. If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. | Recent Comments
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