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April 03, 2013

North Korea Wants Money

I don't write about North Korea because I assume this is all an aggression display in their never-ending game of Extort Money from the West.

But it does seem like it deserves a post. They're threatening a nuclear strike on the US.

North Korea dramatically escalated its warlike rhetoric on Thursday, warning that it had authorised plans for nuclear strikes on targets in the United States.

"The moment of explosion is approaching fast," the North Korean military said, warning that war could break out "today or tomorrow".

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In a statement published by the state KCNA news agency, the Korean People's Army general staff warned Washington that US threats would be "smashed by... cutting-edge smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear strike means".

Do you guys ever dream of a satellite weapon that can target a single person with X-rays (or whatever) and boil his brain to give him the symptoms of a lethal (but natural-appearing) aneurysm, or is that just me?

Forget I asked, I know it's not just me. You might all have different versions of your Magic Gun but I know you've all got a Magic Gun in your head, somewhere.



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