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April 01, 2013

April Fool: Obama Dedicates Month of April to Financial Responsibility

But not for the government. For you.

You see, you need a more accurate budget, and the Government Is Here to Help.

What is National Financial Capability Month? It's the federal government helping individuals and families make more accurate budgets.

I don't even know a joke for this situation.

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