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February 02, 2013

Oh, Look: It's Giant Rat Day Again

Good morning and happy Giant Rat Day, everyone.


Oh my God, I'm so full. That was some gooood garbage. Mmm.

We have one of these things living under our forsythia. He has absorbed volleys of small lead pellets to apparently no ill effect. Unless you consider an excruciatingly heightened situational awareness, an ill effect. Which I certainly do, since it makes it impossible to draw a bead on the fat bastard anymore.

He has grown so sensitive to sound and movement that he now runs when he hears planes overhead.



Here's my prediction: You now have fleas.

Anyway, around my neck of the woods, we don't call these rats groundhogs. We refer to them as 'woodchucks,' or simply, 'get the .22, he's back.'

Anyway, enjoy your Rat Day. An early Spring is coming! In Florida.

Bonus shooting Video: Pigeons.

Thanks to Scott.


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