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January 19, 2013

Organic? It's what you suspected...a load of crap [CharlieBrown'sD????]

Gee, what a surprise! Organic foods are essentially identical to conventional foods, except of course for the massive price tag. So all of the billions of gallons of gasoline pissed away driving to out-of-the-way hippie hang-outs just to buy that organic kale and celeriac were wasted. Women and children hardest hit, of course.

The health claims made by the willing fools are legion. Corporate farming is responsible for a litany of first-world diseases (ignoring the thing that they are most responsible for....old age!), and organic farmers were going to save us from their depradations.

So who or what are they going to blame their imagined health problems on now?

Bush....of course!


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posted by Open Blogger at 09:55 AM

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