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November 23, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (23 Nov 2012)

Howdy morons! Hope y'all had a nice Thanksgiving. I'm fighting through a multiple turkey sandwich induced coma to bring you the ONT tonight so bear with me here.

Well the Red Dawn remake has finally hit theaters and is on track to pull in $20M by Sunday (cost $65M to make). I don't think I'll be seeing it, especially since they changed the bad guys to the Norks. May as well have been Smurfs. Although in real life, apparently the Norks are going to try to live up to their Red Dawn remake cred by trying to have a successful long range ballistic missile test.


Tweet Of The Day

Well, a few days ago anyway. From Maggie's Farm.

While we're on the topic of genitalia, here's the Top Ways We Injure Our Genitals based on ER data.

1. Bicycles (1,212)
2. Razors, scissors and clippers (1,089)
3. Zippers (951)
4. Bathroom falls and mishaps (818)
5. Basketball (309)
6. Baseball and softball (240)
7. Skiing and snowboarding (182)

Damn zippers are claiming quite a few victims. Obviously some people just didn't learn from There's Something About Mary. I wonder if rochambeau was 8th? Here are some of the details on some of those ER visits.
VAGINAL INJURY FROM SLIPPING AND HIGH HEEL SHOE WENT INTO VAGINA.

5YOM WAS PLAYING WITH FIRECRACKER (TYPE P) & IT WENT UP HIS SHORTS & BURNED HIM.

PT WAS SWINGING HAMMER AND HIT SELF IN GROIN

AT A CLUB LAST NIGHT AND FELL OFF A SPEAKER LANDING ON THE EDGE OF THE SPEAKER, BRUISING R LABIA

18 PT WAS AT A PARTY DANCING AND WAS ACCIDENTLY KNEED IN THE PENIS BY DANCE PARTNER CONTUSION PENIS


Gun Maintenance

Since gold, guns and ammo seem to be the staples of the Obama economy, it's best you morons bone up on your gun maintenance procedures.


h/t Theo Spark

Pokerface

I don't think this will help much, especially if you end up like Pelosi or some other celebretard. Manhattan Doctor Introduces "Pokertox" To Help Give Card Players A Poker Face.

Shockwaves

Boom!

Weirdest Bars

I might just have to add this list to my bucket list. The Weirdest Bars In The World.

The Missing Benghazi Situation Room Photo

So the most open and transparent administration Won't Release Photos Of Obama's Team During The Benghazi Attack. Probably because it looks something like this:

Doggeh Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by last ditch beer home defense:


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