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November 22, 2012

Overnight Open Thread (11-22-2012) - Turkey Overdose Edition

Got interrupted by an early arriving turkey and now falling into a post-dinner coma...must not go into the light....

Happy Thanksgiving All!

Growth of the Bird

At this rate we'll have man-sized turkeys by 2070.

Why Aren't There Any Thanksgiving Songs?

Well this video from the same folks behind Rebecca Black may explain why.

Our Socialist First Thanksgiving

Well in their defense socialism didn't have the world-wide record of failure and death it has today. And they were smart enough to dump it when they saw it wasn't working.

"It's wrong to say that America was founded by capitalists. In fact, America was founded by socialists who had the humility to learn from their initial mistakes and embrace freedom."

Tryptophan Exonerated?

If you're feeling sleepy after a big Thanksgiving meal, it's the probably the gluttony that's making you tired.

Let's Have Some Peace for Dinner

Hmm deliciously coincidental:

Peace, one of two turkeys pardoned by President Obama last year, was euthanized Monday, according to an official who insisted the timing of the death - days before the Thanksgiving holiday - was not suspicious.

The Turkeys Have Mounted A Counter-Attack!

An obligatory classic.

Yahoo group. That is all.

And my Twitter spew.

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