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October 31, 2012

What I'm Hearing About The Sex Scandal

I've heard the story, but I don't want to say what it is because, well, I have no idea if it's true.

But in the interests of sparing you 1 heart attacks and 2 overly optimistic guesses: What it's about, rumors say, is a Senator.

I have no idea if this is true, though. But that's the chatter.

It really bothers me that that that Drudgetaposition is so bang-on. Not only does he have a picture of Obama, but specifically a picture of Obama with his wedding ring in forefront of the picture.

One of the cobs pointed that out. Man, is that a sweet hint.

But, alas, the hint is inaccurate, if what I've been tipped is true.

Well... As Drudge is now saying it's a Senator, I feel that my rumors might be more than rumors.

Here's what I'm hearing. And bear in mind, I'm merely hearing it.

The story involves a Senator flying down to a big donor's place in the Caribbean for orgies. Hookers are involved.

The One Big Snag in the story is that the story comes from hookers -- a couple of them, I hear -- and their credibility is, well. They're hookers. It's not Gold Standard.

Well, I guess I shouldn't call them "hookers." Let's say "escorts."

Escorts, for your penis.

They're miffed because they didn't get fully paid for services rendered.

Always pay your foreign hookers for services rendered at big donor sex orgies.

Always pay your foreign hookers for services rendered at big donor sex orgies.

Don't they teach nobody nothin' no more?


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