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So, whatever.

I kind of hate Tom Hanks. Always have. Never thought he was funny. Never understood how he rated. Also, never understood how, between him and Peter Scolari, he was the Bosom Buddy who became a star.

It got even worse when he became Mr. Important Producer and Number One Obama Fan (it was his voice in Obama's convention video) and general liberal troll.

Here's me trying to annoy him:

@tomhanks Mr. Hanks, my *CHILDREN* were in the room when your unforgiviable obscenity "Larry Crowne" came on Cinemax.

@tomhanks It is inexcusable that you failed to put a Parental Warning on Larry Crowne stating "Warning: May Contain Larry Crowne"

@tomhanks Is that how your parents raised you? Is that what you want your children to see you as? As L@rry Cr0wn3?!

@tomhanks my lovely SexGimp & I were watching some German fecal pornography & were SHOCKED to see 20 RAW SECONDS of L@rry Cr0wn3 edited in

When you made L@rry Cr0wn3, did you intend it as an *insult* to God or just a flat denial of His existence?

my littlest still has nightmares. She asks "Daddy, @tomhanks was just pretending to have such strained chemistry with Julia Roberts, right?"

@tomhanks' career trajectory: 1 "Bosom Buddies" 2 Leading Man 3 Overrated Producer 4 "Bosom Buddies: Legacy"

As usual, my attempts to annoy celebrities end in failure.

It's almost as if they're not even monitoring their own Twitter accounts, if you can believe it.

Still. I tried.

Hey Tom:

"Earn this."

posted by Ace at 06:49 PM

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