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October 16, 2012

Pre-Debate Off-Topic Fun: The Nearest Star To Us (Besides Sol, I Mean, You Pedantic Twits) Has a Planet of Earth Mass +13%

That's the good news.

The bad news its orbit is apparently, like, almost exactly on the edge of the star itself, so it's kind of... well, you ever been to Phoenix? It's like that, more or less.

Fun stuff though.

Thanks to Dave in Garfield Ridge.

Now seriously, though: Everyone who was about to say "SOL IS THE CLOSEST STAR," smack yourselves.

Because, come on. It's annoying.

Like Barack Obama, you should man up and admit it in the comments.



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