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October 03, 2012

Sandra Fluke-Endorsed Candidate's Spokeswoman Resigns After Deeply Weird and Unintentionally Self-Revealing Sexcast

What's a sexcast? Made it up. That's what I did. I just made up that word. That's all me.

Anyway, this woman, who possesses the pulchritude and desirability of a burned-out, rain-mashed petroleum charcoal briquette, goes into the standard leftist jag that conservatives are "obsessed" with sex, chiefly because we're not gettin' it good, as this uncouth cougar claims to be gettin' it.

Actually "cougar" isn't the right word. Doesn't cougar usually imply some kind of desirability? Usually. Okay, what's a Great Cat that you don't want to have sex with? An ocelot? I don't know, I could see myself with an ocelot. They're cute.

To demonstrate how obsessed with sex (and obsessed because we're not gettin' it) we are, she does a weird sex podcast about it.

We're not bothered by sex. We're a little put off by aged hippies doing orgasm simulations, though. It's not that we don't want to think about sex; it's that we don't want to think about you and sex at the same time.

Boundaries. Look into them.


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