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September 28, 2012

Mommy, Can I Haz $18,000 For My Births Controlz?

Obama put out a cloying note to "Mom" begging her for an $18,000 loan to cover her birth control costs.

$18,000 to pay for birth control?

This is human birth control, right? Not like birth control for, I don't know, Ringworld?

Now come the responses.

via @alexashrugged


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