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September 27, 2012

#Hacked! "Non-Partisan" DC Agency Posts Partisan Tweet Against Scott Brown;
Claims They Were #Hacked!

The DC Board of Elections and Ethics is responsible for, context clues inform me, elections and ethics in DC.

Their Twitter account posted a link to the liberal blog Talking Point Memo, getting all mad that Scott Brown dared to bring up Elizabeth Warren's non-existent Indian heritage.

They claim they were hacked.

Someone went to the trouble, you see, of hacking their account, and only posted a short tweet directing people to Talking Points Memo.

See, that's what hackers do. They invest hours to crack your password, then post brief political tweets linking people to liberal blogs.

"Somebody must have hacked into our account and posted that," Raper added. "Anybody who had worked here previously who had access to the Twitter account could have posted it or either someone posted it by accident."

The agency has since changed the account's password.

Yup. That's what I call Classic Hacker Behavior. Runninrebel agrees: "Whenever I commit a felony I like to do it for no real reason other than to share information of little importance. "

SD Tom adds:

The "hacker" didn't change their Twitter account password too after all that time and effort to crack the original password? So they were able to just jump onto their Twitter account and immediately change their password then? Really?

Like I said, a classic hack.

Thanks to Gabe.

Your Mouth

...may have been hacked by an Unknown User's penis. That's the best explanation I can provide, given the information available to me.

No, I'm not going to check my own penis. I have ruled my penis out as a suspect.

An impartial source has corroborated my penis' alibi. Who? None of your business, Ms. Noseypants.

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