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September 04, 2012

Main Speakers: Michelle Obama, Bill Clinton, and a Hispanic Mayor No One Ever Heard Of That They're Claiming Is the Keynote Speaker

It's strange to call someone with so little prominence the keynote speaker, but they're claiming that, because they want to appeal to Hispanics.

This affair is dull, drab, and dead. I can't imagine people are watching it.

I also can't believe that people are going to watch Obama on Thursday instead of the Giants-Dallas season kickoff. Updated: The NFL has moved the game to tomorrow night, not Thursday night.

Correction: I had thought for like three weeks that Bill Clinton was speaking the first night of the convention. Apparently not. I guess he'll be speaking tomorrow, against the Giants/Dallas game.

Win.



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