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August 30, 2012

Former Actor Jason Biggs Thinks He's Pretty Funny

You don't know who he is, do you?

Well you can be excused for not knowing who he is -- after all, you spend all your time watching movies and tv shows and reading entertainment-industry trade papers, so how could you know who he is?*

He was the guy who "starred" in American Pie until people saw the film and decided Seann William Scott ("Stiffler") was actually the star, despite only being in the movie for 20 minutes.

He's now apparently doing voice-over work for cartoons -- the new Ninja Turtles on Nickelodeon. So, really lighting it up, career-wise. And also: Maybe your kids don't need to watch Ninja Turtles, eh?

Just degrading nastiness for the sake of it.

* Joke swiped from Chloris Leachman from one of the Comedy Central Roasts.

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