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August 01, 2012
Couple Achieves Ultimate Fantasy:  Sex Inside a Wal*Mart
  
"I want the fairy-tale," Julia Roberts said in Pretty Woman.  Can hardly blame these lovestruck kids for feeling the same way.
A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer, cops report.
Eyebrow up.
I guess I know how they feel; personally, I get an erotic charge out of K-Mart.  When the blue light starts flashing...  Anyway.