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July 13, 2012

Professor Demands Students (Including High Schoolers) Masturbate & Tell Him About It, For Credit

Nothing weird here. At all.

He's actually a college professor, but was teaching both college freshmen and high schoolers who were taking the class for college credit (I think).

One student has filed federal suit.

Kubistant “locked the classroom door” and played a “90-minute movie… depicting females engaging in sex and having an orgasm,” Royce’s complaint says.

He also allegedly told the class, which included high school students taking the class for college credit, he would “increase their sexual urges to such a height that they won’t be able to think about anything other than sex.”

Kubistant “announced to the entire class they must masturbate if they intended to pass the class,” according to the complaint. This was after Royce voiced her objection to the assignment, which she says made him “agitated.”

Well, I'm sure he's a young guy and has no trouble getting sex so this is probably just an error in judgment, and there's no reason to suspect him of just using his position to get himself some free stroke material.

Oh.

Ohhhhh.

I see now.

To add a little bit of fairness here: That's what these courses are. They're not really academic; they're self-help, basically (ba-dum-dum). It's less a class than a clinic. Pretty much they're all "Sex Journals" and masturbation workshops.

The classes are for sexually-repressed people who want to loosen up, exhibitionists looking for a forum, dweebs who want to have study groups with whores, and whores looking for an easy A.

I've never really understood why 18 year olds who are humping like rabbits have to be taught how to hump like rabbits, but, still, if that's what the course is and you don't like it, maybe you shouldn't sign up.


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