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July 04, 2012

Most Embarrassing Doctor Stories [OregonMuse]

This reddit thread is f'n hilarious. NSFW for some R-rated text.

Here's a small sample:

My husband gave me permission to post this: He went in for back surgery and in pre-op, they asked him if he was allergic to any medications. He said that he had an intolerance to keflex, an antibiotic, which caused him gastrointestinal issues. The surgeon said that they were going to try to use keflex anyway, since he didn't have a true allergy . With him having back surgery, he had to be on his stomach with his ass in the air. Apparently, in the midst of surgery, my husband shit all over himself and the surgical team. He woke up towards the end of the surgery to a horrid smell and the nurse saying, "Well we should have listened to you!"
TL;DR My hubby became a shit volcano in the OR.

Tons more just like it at the link.

posted by Open Blogger at 07:45 PM

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The surgeon said that they were going to try to use keflex anyway, since he didn't have a true allergy . With him having back surgery, he had to be on his stomach with his ass in the air. Apparently, in the midst of surgery, my husband shit all over himself and the surgical team. He woke up towards the end of the surgery to a horrid smell and the nurse saying, "Well we should have listened to you!" TL;DR My hubby became a shit volcano in the OR. 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