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April 09, 2012

Short Note: If They Kick Christina Off Survivor, I'm Not Watching Anymore

Bonus Added at the end of the post, as an apology for posting this at all.

I don't understand some things. Like, why everyone on Survivor hates Christina. She doesn't do anything wrong, causes no problems or friction, seems to do a solid amount of work, and, while she isn't good at competitions, she isn't noticeably bad.

And my reason for caring is this:

She's hot. And, oddly, despite being at near-starvation, her boobs have gotten bigger on the island.

So, a girl whose boobs get bigger when she's on a near-starvation diet.

This is something, no? Just as a scientific curiosity, this is something.

And yet no one ever says, "Hey, Christina's hot."

No one's ever said it on the island. And a quick search for her on YouTube brings up no slow-motion montages of her magnificent rack. So, apparently, she doesn't even get the attention of shut-in dweebs who do YouTube tribute compilations of shows far past their prime.

The show doesn't even focus on her. Apparently none of the cameramen or editors think she's cute, either.

I don't get that.

I guess this is sort of telling me that heterosexual men who still have a dollop of sex drive are not supposed to be watching this show.

I don't have much in life. One thing I have is Christina's boobs bouncing around in her black bikini during racing challenges.

But now they're going to take that from me, too.

Bonus: To make up for a Survivor-related post, here's a Mild Content Warning video of Kate Upton dressed as sexy bunny, in underwear.

Or, as I call it, funderwear.

Thanks to AndyU, at @theH2 on twitter.

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posted by Ace at 01:03 PM

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