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Overnight Open ThreadFor those of you who haven't had it yet, Earf Hour is/was tonight at 2030 so turn on ALL OF YOUR LIGHTS. All of them. And then go celebrate Human Achievement. Don't worry about your carbon footprint from using all your lights. I have it on good authority that quite a few North Korean families are offsetting our carbon dioxide emissions. It's like Earf Hour there 24/7. BTW, all those eco nuts burning their candles during their hour of no power Actually Contribute To Greater Carbon Dioxide Emissions.
Where Science Grant Money Goes Example #3,476 of wasted grant money in the name of science. Evidently some French scientists wanted to prove that alcohol influences your self esteem. Well duh! I wonder how much they spent on this. Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder, Scientists Confirm. I guess the one interesting thing to note was that just the belief you had drunk some booze was enough to change your perception. Of course, if you've ever had a non-alcoholic drink like O'Douls you can probably relate to that so not exactly ground breaking research. Those who believed they had drunk alcohol gave themselves high self-assessments, regardless of whether they had imbibed any booze or not. Famous Movie Scenes With Kittehs Police Action I'm sure this won't surprise anyone since city budgets across the land are pretty much busted. Email: Troopers Plan Ticket Blitz. Oh I don't think this will go away but they'll be more discreet in how they communicate it. I'm all for enforcing the law but not when it sounds like it is more about competition and revenue versus public safety. I know here in Hampton Roads, the cops are all over the HOV violations. Not so much the speeding and reckless driving going on in the regular lanes. According to this document, starting tonight at midnight, patrols will be stepped up. The memo from Lt. Anthony Schirillo says in part; WWII Images This is actually pretty cool. Extraordinary Images Merge Images of European City Streets In War And Peace. Amateur Russian photographer Sergey Larenkov, 42, collected old pictures of five European cities which suffered the heaviest fighting during World War Two. More photos over at his blog. Thanks to Oregon Is Dumber Than Dirt for the link. Legos Alright Lego builders, Here's A 56-pound Lego Model Of Battlestar Galactica. April Fools Day Don't forget, tomorrow is April Fools Day so be alert for some shenanigans! As a primer, here's 5 Hilarious Fake Scientific Breakthroughs. Some day, AGW will be on this list. Someday. In 1998, the online edition of Nature pulled what may be the most cerebral April Fools' Day prank in history. In an article discussing the debate over the origin of birds, the writer refers to the discovery of "a near-complete skeleton of a theropod [T. rex-like] dinosaur in North Dakota." Dubbed Smaugia volans, paleontologists believe the dino "could have flown." Obesity Cure? So, if you were obese and they said they have a cure for your obesity and all it took was an injection, would you take it? OK, what if the injection Involved Fecal Bacteria From Ancient Mummies? Would you still do it then? It sounds outrageous, but King Tut's stomach bacteria might hold the cure for obesity. The Goat Locker Tomorrow is the 119th Birthday of The United States Navy Chief Petty Officer rank. Happy birthday Chiefs (yeah you too NCJ). Once a Chief, always a Chief. Tonight's ONT brought to you by: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maet or CDR M. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Access Comments | Recent Comments
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