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March 28, 2012

The Poetry of Jose Canseco

Jose Canseco has a twitter feed now. Isn't that marvelous?

Well, he was babbling nonsensically today. But then I realized he was actually writing some sort of postmodernist poem.

I've added some formatting -- I've made it a "concrete" poem, as I think it should be, by adding white space and a visual motif to it. I added some punctuation and italics and boldface. All the correct punctuation is mind; the lack of punctuation, and the Section 8 period use, is per Canseco's original.

Otherwise, this is work of poetry is entirely Jose Canseco.

It's called "how do we stop global warming"

how do we stop global warming

reduce

reuse

recycle

morons

class in session


i complete you
of to practice for my playboy celebrity golf tournament

1 more stop

global warming tip

.turn your home heat all

off at nite .

saves $ an energy

and lowers your body temp

so

u will L I V E

20% longer


flanel pajamas morons

share body heat

like the pioneers did

(even in snow...)


hole families

used to sleep

in one big bed

and produce no waste

how did we go from their

to killing polar bears

in

100 years...


al gore was

a head of his time .

i miss him

rest in peace buddy

hug

for

u

-- Jose Canseco, 2012


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