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March 28, 2012
The Poetry of Jose Canseco
Jose Canseco has a twitter feed now. Isn't that marvelous?
Well, he was babbling nonsensically today. But then I realized he was actually writing some sort of postmodernist poem.
I've added some formatting -- I've made it a "concrete" poem, as I think it should be, by adding white space and a visual motif to it. I added some punctuation and italics and boldface. All the correct punctuation is mind; the lack of punctuation, and the Section 8 period use, is per Canseco's original.
Otherwise, this is work of poetry is entirely Jose Canseco.
It's called "how do we stop global warming"
how do we stop global warming
reduce
reuse
recycle
morons
class in session
i complete you
of to practice for my playboy celebrity golf tournament
1 more stop
global warming tip
.turn your home heat all
off at nite .
saves $ an energy
and lowers your body temp
so
u will L I V E
20% longer
flanel pajamas morons
share body heat
like the pioneers did
(even in snow...)
hole families
used to sleep
in one big bed
and produce no waste
how did we go from their
to killing polar bears
in
100 years...
al gore was
a head of his time .
i miss him
rest in peace buddy
hug
for
u
-- Jose Canseco, 2012