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March 27, 2012

Shock: Octomom Poses Topless for European Nudie Magazine

I haven't been this excited since Smash debuted!!!!

Suleman posed for the magazine because she was late on rent, the website said.

She reportedly made $10,000 for the shoot and interview.

...

"I get way too much male attention, but I wont date until the octuplets are 18 I live for them now," she said. "I know a lot of women like male attention, but Ill go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off."

Yeah, when I think about the cohort of men who might be interested in putting it to "The Octomom," I'm thinking a Fake Pregnancy Stomach would put them off.

Or, the opposite.

In related news, we're three months overdue on Levi Johnston's entry into gay porn. Or, I suppose, gay porn's entry into Levi Johnston.


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