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Friday Night ONT [Ben]Five Reasons The Walking Dead Has To Get Better I agree with most of this piece, however I don't think the writers have painted themselves into a corner as the author of this article suggests. The writers can always do things like add new "red shirts"(named after the throwaway characters from Star Trek) or have Carl wander off. My biggest problem with the show, yes I'm still watching it despite my complaints, is the characters inability to accept that they are living in a post-apocalyptic world. Morality changes when the world is overrun by zombies. The only character willing to accept that was Shane and he's was killed by Rick in the season finale. On the upside, the writers finally killed off Dale. Seen here, Lisa Simpson
It turns out he did fairly well. I don't think I would be so lucky. I've forgotten how to do a lot of the graph related math. Whenever I finished a verbal section early, I got to a big warning that said: "STOP. If you finish before the time is called, you may check your work in this section only. Do not turn to any other section in the test." Whatever you say, MEIN FÜHRER. Since I was trying to simulate the experience of taking the test for real, I forced myself to stay in my seat for the remaining time allotted. I never went back to check my answers, because f**k that. I never went back to check when I was a student, and I wasn't gonna do it now. Instead, I did the same thing I did back when I had free test time as a kid: I stared out the window and thought about sex. Those small moments you get during the testing process—those times when you've finished early and you have a little oasis in which to set your mind free—that's all that matters, really. 1/3 Scale Tie-Fighter For Sale on Craigslist It will only set you back 150 bucks. Denver Man Fulfills His Wish of Dying Before Peyton Manning Takes a Snap with the Broncos James H. "Jim" Driver, 78, of Eagle, Colo., formerly of Columbia, passed away Monday, March 19, 2012, at South Hampton Place in Columbia after a brief illness. An avid Broncos fan, he abhorred Manning and evidently wanted out before a deal was done.
I can't confirm rumors that Komodo Dragons were also on the menu. (Free AoSHQ Subscription if you get that reference) My Favorite Conan O'Brien Skit: Conan Hates My Homeland. NBC has scrubbed all the video of this re-occurring bit. Here are a few of my favorites. (You can read the rest at the above link) Belarus Clay, sand, and chalk: Your richest natural resources are what a toddler throws up after a big day at preschool
This one from Andy. A Missing Japanese Fishing Boat Turns Up On The Cost of Canada Japanese fishing boat that washed away last March following earthquake and tsunami has been located off the coast of British Columbia.
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