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March 21, 2012

"Buy My Vote"

I don't know how many times we have to explain basic things to people.

1) Contraception...is a luxury item, like deodorant or marijuana. You do not actually need it to live.

It does not facilitate your fundamental survival, except perhaps in very very rare cases. There are other people who lack actual necessities in this world, and the importance of their needs transcends your childish want for "free" coochiepills rather profoundly.

2) Contraception...is f*cking cheap. The Hell is wrong with you? Are you telling us that women are goddamn helpless infants, and should be proud of it?

3) Contraception...is not free just because someone else- someone better at taking care of themselves and others than you are, you selfish twit- paid for it.

It's not free.
It's not free.
It's NOT free.

Helpful idiots of the Left, they will lead us all into slavery.


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posted by Laura. at 09:49 AM

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