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March 20, 2012

Alan Grayson Beclowns Himself, Again

See if you can spot where he runs a red light and crashes into a bus.

He's trying to pretend that Democrats stand for liberty, contrasting himself with Santorum's statements which he'd characterize as anti-liberty.

Is this pro-liberty? Mostly, it can be argued. But watch for it.

Rick, if you're against pornography, then don't watch it.

You see how that works? Let me give you some more examples.

If you're against contraception, don't use it.

If you're against abortion, don't have one.

If you're against Moslems, don't become one.

If you're against gay marriage, don't have one.

If you're against unions, don't join one.

If you're against universal health care, just keep your distance from doctors and hospitals.

If you're against homosexuality, then feel free to limit your sexual interest to the 3 billion human beings of the opposite gender.

What I'm basically trying to say to Rick Santorum, and everyone like Rick Santorum, is this: mind your own business.

Courage,

Alan Grayson

Politico, which published this, didn't even notice, of course.

A case could be made for many of Grayson's statements being, essentially, pro-choice.

Until he gets to universal health care -- a top-down, mandated-enrollment, government-controlled, no-escape-clause dream of the socialist left.

And there? There is his recommendation is, essentially, don't go to doctors or hospitals. In other words, never get sick.

You don't have to be a libertarian. But don't pose as pro-liberty and then smuggle in your support for socialized, statist government control.

Mark Oxner is taking on this shaved gorilla.


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