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March 17, 2012

Overnight Open Thread


Image credit: Theo Spark

Happy St. Patrick's Day morons! Tip O' the cap to y'all and thanks again to Ben for covering for me last night.

Well since we're all aboard the SMOD ticket (although he does not seem to be running this year so far), I thought it might be beneficial to take a look at SMOD's family history. SMOD Family History: 6 Craziest Meteor Impacts.

It would seem SMOD has been busy on the moon too. The Moon's History Of Violence. Video of said violence below the fold.


Pron Primary

After seeing how the Republican Primary has been, I think I could've gone for this instead. Three Italian Pron Stars Compete For Italian Mayoral Primary. Sounds like instead of debating, they had a pole dancing challenge instead. Wow.

However, last month Fox took to the pole against her fellow rivals and according to observers, they suggested that her success in beating Ms. Borgia was more likely due to her performance.

Another Study

Oh-oh 'rons. This study does not bode well. Why Interacting With A Woman Can Leave Men Cognitively Impaired. Gotta be the boobs.

Researchers have begun to explore the cognitive impairment that men experience before and after interacting with women. A 2009 study demonstrated that after a short interaction with an attractive woman, men experienced a decline in mental performance. A more recent study suggests that this cognitive impairment takes hold even w hen men simply anticipate interacting with a woman who they know very little about.

Exotic Dancers

Speaking of exotic dancers, here are some old school ones. Like in the 1890's Exotic Dancer Old School Style.

Alien Shoes

Any takers from the 'ettes for these Alien Shoes? Just think, you can wear them to the premiere of Prometheus!

Trouble For Joey B.

So information is out there that Bin Laden Ordered Obama Killed Because Biden Totally Unprepared For Presidency. Tis true, Joey B. is NOT prepared for that. Don't know if I believe the plan to go after SCOAMF though. Bin Laden was too busy downloadin' pron to think operationally. Joey B. has got to feel like that person on Survivor that is an ass and everyone hates but will never vote off so they can hope to win the prize.

Jeweled Eyebrows

It would seem that some are hell bent on jeweling everything on a woman's body. You have vajazzaling and jewels for your nipples. Now you can Add Your Eyebrows To The Mix.

Conan The Barbarian-The Musical

Cleavage Ban

Oh no!! Chess Tournament Bans Cleavage!

Women who wear low-cut blouses to compete in chess tournaments are being put in check.

New rules dictate that female players in the European Women’s Championship in Turkey cannot reveal “décolletés,” or cleavage.

Sava Stoisavljevic, the female European Chess Union General Secretary, told Chessbase News that the change in dress code was due to female players’ appearance causing a ruckus in the peanut gallery.


Ban the peanut gallery man. Keep the cleavage! Note to self, need to scan the TV listings for the next chess tournament that has NOT implemented these rules.

Kitteh Video

That's just wrong. A kitteh tryin' to be a doggeh.

The Last F-22

Bummer. The Last New F-22. The budget cuts have forced us not to paint them gray. I keed, I keed!

Civil War Facial Hair

The Best Facial Hair In The Civil War. I think J.E.B. Stuart wins this one.

Leprekitten

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