Michelle Obama: My Husband Barack Really, Really Loves You, So Much So That If You Send Him Money You'll Have a Chance To Have Dinner With Him

He wants to get money for the pleasure of his company?

That makes him a paid escort, right? A gigolo?

A man-whore with a he-gina, right?

Oh God.

They're the K-Tel of Presidential Couples.

And that's not all! Order now and we'll throw in an onion-cutter, free of charge.

Friend –

I see this happen a lot:

Someone in a crowd yells at my husband, “We love you, Barack.”

That’s when he interrupts himself, smiles really big, and says, “I love you back.” And he does.

That’s why Barack’s dinners with supporters mean so much to him — because they give him a chance to show it and to say thanks.

I can say from experience you won’t want to miss out on the next dinner. I hope you’ll consider donating $3 — or whatever you can to support the campaign — and be automatically entered today:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Dinners-with-Barack

Thank you,

Michelle

Someone ought to compile the creepy "Love Letters" from Michelle and Barack and set them to syrupy music like this.

Or something better. I don't know. You know the genre I mean. I can't think of the right song.

Or maybe go the other way with this.

posted by Ace at 07:31 PM

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