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March 08, 2012

TSA making you feel safe* yet? [krakatoa]

At least the average terrorist org. doesn't have much practice secreting weapons on their persons in non-standard ways.

Ohhh.

Wait.

No wonder the wife hints I should up my life insurance now that I'm flying more frequently.

Oh well. We can still rest easy knowing our other counter-terrorism efforts are effective and constructive and... ohhhh.

Scrump me.

* And by "safe" I mean "like a 6th grader whose P/E teacher likes to film the class stretching out".

COUNTER-TERRORISM 2012! TM When it's done right, they won't even know we're on to them. Mostly because we're making Nanna feel like an extra on the set of Porky's.


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