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March 03, 2012

Won't You Help?

This is the worst recession anyone has seen in decades. Many people have lost their jobs, their homes, and their businesses.
The price of fuel is spiking, and food is high too.

Most of us are holding it together, hanging in there, taking care of ourselves and family, cutting back on all non-essentials, and making do without a lot of things that we used to take for granted.

But some people can't take care of themselves. They just can't.
We need to help them.

"Hello, I'm Sally Struthers. I should be standing in a peaceful, empty field, but instead I'm surrounded by annoying, noisy children.

I'm just saying. Kids suck."

"Ah, that's better. Look at this picture. This is Sandra. Sandra is a well paid 'Reproductive Justice' activist and isn't having any difficulty surviving, but she vaguely remembers hazy anecdotes, or made up a statistic recently, asserting that some of her wealthy friends at law school occasionally feel a slight pinch in their short-term cash flow.

It is an intolerable crime that this poor, wealthy a**hole was forced to tell a huge whopper of a lie like that in front of Congressional Democrats, just because some intolerant godbags aren't hip to paying for other people's punanipills.

Please- won't you help Sandra help the US Government to abrogate the responsibilities and rights of all Americans?

Call your Congressman today, and demand a tyrannical top-down command economy."

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posted by Laura. at 03:21 PM

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