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February 28, 2012

Stephen Hawking Once Went to A California Swingers Sex Club

"Not a regular visitor."

Cambridge university today admitted the 70-year-old has visited a swingers’ sex club in California.

However, they denied claims that he was a regular.

The story emerged last week when a U.S. website reported that Professor Hawking dropped in at the Freedom Acres club in Devore, where he is said to have arrived with an entourage of nurses and assistants before paying for young, naked dancers to perform privately for him.

Radaronline claimed that Professor Hawking had visited the club in the past five years.

A source told the website: ‘I have seen Steven Hawking at the club more than a handful of times.’

But today a Cambridge University spokesman said: ‘It is not true that Professor Hawking is a “regular” visitor to the club in question.

He also visits a strip club in London called Stringfellows.

Eh. Not sure why people are mystified that the handicapped have a sex drive.

I don't know if this is funny enough to post, but it's so congruent with the story I feel I have to. Skip to 1:10 to hear David Cross' (content warning for sexual language and general awfulness) impression of Stephen Hawking with a prostitute.

The earlier impression, before that, is of a sickly crack baby. The impression is not done for laughs but for shock. An even bigger content warning for that first one. It doesn't contain language; it's just meant to be a sick joke, and will be offensive to nearly everyone.

So skip that.


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