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February 27, 2012

Chris Christie: Yes, I Am Attempting To Murder Ann Coulter By Means of Orgasm-Induced Anuerysm

The Big Guy says he might serve as Vice President to Romney.

I don't really believe him. I think he's just trying to stump for his guy.

His loyalty to the voters of NJ, and to his family, kept him from running as President, but will permit him to run as Vice President? I don't buy it.

But he did note among his reasons he "wasn't ready." Maybe he feels ready for the second banana seat.


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