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January 31, 2012

Mostly Peaceful Occupy Oakland Teenager Murders Parents

Helter Skelter.

Co-workers said Poff and Kamin were having some arguments with their son, some of it having to do with him spending too much time in the Occupy Oakland encampment, but nothing that sounded beyond the scope of typical teenage rebelliousness.

The story is being circulated to the media by late-entering candidate Sweet Meteor of Death. Reached for comment, Sweet Meteor of Death noted: "Only I have a plan to stop this."

Sweet Meteor of Death

Taking care of business.

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