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January 23, 2012

Senator Rand Paul Detained After Refusing TSA Pat-Down

...after the scanner detected an "anomaly."

At Hot Air, Ed's suggesting maybe this was politically motivated, because the Pauls want to do away with the TSA.

I kind of find that unlikely. I don't see the average TSA security professional being big on politics, or caring enough about the issue to risk his job over.

Plus, annoying Rand Paul actually hurts the TSA regime. It's not like he's going to "learn his lesson."

And yet, people are stupid, aren't they?

Very stupid. Some are crazy, too.

But we definitely need to treat all passengers equally, despite wildly unequal risk, because I'm reliably assured there's a clause in the Constitution which guarantees us all a Retard Government.

When you see Old Glory flyin' high, Johnny, you salute that flag, because that flag stands for something pretty special -- total and full retardation of our government, and 70% of our populace.

You remember that, Johnny, when one day we honor John F. Kennedy's vow to put a frickin' Retard on the Moon, using the most retarded procedures and financing at our disposal, in our most cutting-edge Retard technology, a rocket fueled by crayola dreams and tapioca.


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