Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« Freshly Released Posthumous Video From Al-Awlaki Urges Muslims To Join Al Qaeda, Kill Americans | Main | Slate Writer Really Needs You To Know He's A Ninny »
December 20, 2011

Eric Holder: You Know Who The Real Victim of Fast And Furious Is? No, Not Brian Terry. Or The 300 Mexicans. That's Adorable, But Not What I Meant. No, The Real Victim of Fast and Furious Is... Me.

Damn fine steno pool they have at the New York Times. But I'm linking BigJournalism.

But Mr. Holder contended that many of his other critics — not only elected Republicans but also a broader universe of conservative commentators and bloggers — were instead playing “Washington gotcha” games, portraying them as frequently “conflating things, conveniently leaving some stuff out, construing things to make it seem not quite what it was” to paint him and other department figures in the worst possible light.

There's a great Arrested Development where the family hires a PR adviser.

Michael gets a call from his delinquent brother GOB (pronounced like the Bible's Job).

"I need your PR person to spin something for me," GOB says in his deep, raspy voice.

"What do you need spun?"

"Murder," GOB gravels.

Murder is a "gotcha"?

Jeffrey Dahmer Arrested On Eight Counts of Mispeaking, Aggravated Gaffes

300 people murdered, and Holder is sitting here saying "let's not bicker and argue about 'oo killed 'oo."

It's kind of hard to cover up 300 dead bodies.

Oh, I know what can cover them up.

Of that group of critics, Mr. Holder said he believed that a few — the “more extreme segment” — were motivated by animus against Mr. Obama and that he served as a stand-in for him. “This is a way to get at the president because of the way I can be identified with him,” he said, “both due to the nature of our relationship and, you know, the fact that we’re both African-American.”

Only racists care about 300 dead Mexicans. (And two Americans, but it sounds odder just noting the Mexican bodycount.)


digg this
posted by Ace at 05:13 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Hour of the Wolf: "I'm 92 minutes into a 120 minute brunch commitment ..."

Tonypete: "It's not too early to drink is it? ..."

Jonah: "190. Well said ..."

Jonah: "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah!! ..."

Common Tater: "Wartime censors didn’t allow for showing any ..."

Old Blue: "Oh, and Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all ..."

Altaria Pilgram: " I'm 92 minutes into a 120 minute brunch commitmen ..."

Corona exile-back_in_exile: "Merry Christmas Horde! May you feast to your hear ..."

BurtTC: "The good news, we really weren’t paranoid al ..."

Old Blue: "I have a love/hate relationship with I'll Be Home ..."

scampydog got golf balls for Christmas: "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. Wave one in t ..."

Altaria Pilgram: "Some Silent Nights... Pentatonix - Silent Night ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64