Intermarkets' Privacy Policy
Support


Donate to Ace of Spades HQ!


Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com


Recent Entries
Absent Friends
Bandersnatch 2024
GnuBreed 2024
Captain Hate 2023
moon_over_vermont 2023
westminsterdogshow 2023
Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022
Dave In Texas 2022
Jesse in D.C. 2022
OregonMuse 2022
redc1c4 2021
Tami 2021
Chavez the Hugo 2020
Ibguy 2020
Rickl 2019
Joffen 2014
AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me
Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups






















« Another Candidate Match Game | Main | Top Headline Comments 12-20-11 »
December 19, 2011

Overnight Open Thread

Taking the O'Quiz

Which is a weekly current events quiz off of Bill O'Reilly's website but I'm pretty sure that BOR has little to do with it.

This one was pretty hard with the average score being only 1.92. I got a 6 - but in my defense I'm been very busy the last few weeks and so my normally obsessive news reading has suffered. Plus I suspect the new higher fluoride levels have begun affecting my mind-thoughts.

You can take the full quiz here and see if you're uh, moron enough to break the big 2.0.

oquiz1219.png


Remembering the Battle of the Bulge
Okay DiT beat me to this but anything worth posting is worth double posting.

article-2075565-0F353BA200000578-251_964x620.jpg

50 Economic Numbers From 2011 That Are Almost Too Crazy To Believe
In case you were getting a little too jolly:

#17 The U.S. Postal Service has lost more than 5 billion dollars over the past year. [that's about $17 per person]
#18 In Stockton, California home prices have declined 64 percent from where they were at when the housing market peaked.
#19 Nevada has had the highest foreclosure rate in the nation for 59 months in a row.
#20 If you can believe it, the median price of a home in Detroit is now just $6000.
#21 According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 18 percent of all homes in the state of Florida are sitting vacant. That figure is 63 percent larger than it was just ten years ago.
#22 New home construction in the United States is on pace to set a brand new all-time record low in 2011.
#23 As I have written about previously, 19 percent of all American men between the ages of 25 and 34 are now living with their parents.
#24 Electricity bills in the United States have risen faster than the overall rate of inflation for five years in a row.

Why Are Indian Reservations So Poor?
Usually alcoholism and racism are blamed but it turns out the real problem is more the commune-ism:

The vast majority of land on reservations is held communally. That means residents can’t get clear title to the land where their home sits, one reason for the abundance of mobile homes on reservations. This makes it hard for Native Americans to establish credit and borrow money to improve their homes because they can’t use the land as collateral–and investing in something you don’t own makes little sense, anyway.
Plus tribal courts tend to be reluctant to enforce contracts with the white man, making business wary of making any investments. Basically reservations are run like mini third-world socialist countries and the residents are about as well off as you'd expect.
Crow-sign-small-300x225.jpg

Swedish Tank Drifting
This is the Swedish "Stridsvagn 122", a modified version, of the German Leopard 2A5. I believe a similar stunt resulting in a damaged tank got a young Schwarzenegger in big trouble in the Austrian Army.

Lesser Known Horriblest Music Videos
These videos are so embarrassing that the normally shamelessly self-promoting artists have disabled them from being embedded anywhere - which is why you only get a picture instead of a video. You have been warned.

6496012089_eb67a328f9.jpg

"America is pretty empty without you kids"
Groucho Marx's 1943 letter to a soldier stationed in the Pacific.

Anyhow, we miss all you boys (I have a son in the Coast Guard) and we wish you were all back again raising hell and children. We are doing what little we can to further the war effort -- we buy bonds, play service camps and short-wave broadcasts to our soldiers on the foreign fronts. We drive carefully, we take no vacations and, in general, do what we can. God knows it's little enough. We all know that you boys are doing the real job.
6522132191_554a7caeac_o.jpg

Preventing Wrinkles
Getting old sucks but Neo-neocon has some suggestions on how to not look old. I don't know about the chocolate thing but sleeping on your face does cause creases.

woman-sleeping.jpg

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla. And don't forget about the Job Bank.

Tonight's post brought to you by point - now invalidated:

demotivational-posters-untitled13.jpg

Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace.

digg this
posted by Maetenloch at 09:22 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
Braenyard - some absent friends are more equal than others _ : "ONT is on the other side. ..."

Miley, okravangelist: "this isn't the ONT? Posted by: Don Black. Messa ..."

Someday I'll choose a nick and stick with it. Today is not that day! Dangerous Radical: ""Except...about 35% of Ace's readers use their pho ..."

Don Black. Message: I don't understand: " OSU is thumping Tennessee pretty good 35-10 3 ..."

Gref: "76 Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight. Th ..."

rhomboid: "F-18s, presumably? If Navy. In the Red Sea, HST ..."

GWB: "And he's a grandson of a very dear widow lady's be ..."

18-1: "[i]Navy shot down one of its own F-16s tonight. Th ..."

Alberta Oil Peon: "Man arrested for spraying bug kiIIer on food insid ..."

pookysgirl, yet again juggling a cat and baby: "I see a lot of therapy in that child's future. ..."

Berserker-Dragonheads Division : "To satisfy my sweet tooth I'm having Rumchata mixe ..."

18-1: "[i]She had 10 stab wounds to her neck and the back ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64