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December 14, 2011

The Perfect Christmas Gift for the Man Who Has Everything

That's not a Swiss Army knife. This is a Swiss Army knife.

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The Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife

Just like this smart military blog, the best stuff is in the comments.

23 of 30 people found the following review helpful:

5 stars Be careful...I had it in my hip pocket, then I fell down. When I got up, I was dead. Other than that, it's ok.

3.0 out of 5 stars Found this... ...stuck into a stone while on vacation. I'm impressed with it, generally. Unfortunately, it turns out that removing it made me the new king of Switzerland, which is a lot of responsibility.

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