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December 08, 2011

Sweet Baby Jesus on a Popsicle Stick: Obama Administration Classifies Maj. Nidal Hassan's Terrorist Attack on Ft. Hood as "Workplace Violence" [Truman North]

No, I'm really not kidding. The link is here.

If I had the flaming skull, I'd give you the flaming skull. This will have to do:


In related news, the Obama Admnistration has classified the Fukishima meltdown as "post-menopausal hot flashes," the Mt. St. Helens eruption of 1980 as "geologically-motivated temper tantrums" and the Protestant Reformation as "sibling rivalry." Furthermore, the Moon has been reclassified as "extra-human space effluvium" and the #OWS poopers as "external percussion enthusiasts."

You know what they say: When you're a Democrat and you've lost Susan Collins...

Sen. Susan Collins on Wednesday blasted the Defense Department for classifying the Fort Hood massacre as workplace violence and suggested political correctness is being placed above the security of the nation's Armed Forces at home.

During a joint session of the Senate and House Homeland Security Committee on Wednesday, the Maine Republican referenced a letter from the Defense Department depicting the Fort Hood shootings as workplace violence. She criticized the Obama administration for failing to identify the threat as radical Islam.

To remind you: Major Nidal Hassan looked like this when he brought his sharp elbows around the copy machine, or whatever Big Sis wants to call shooting 30 and murdering 13 for the murderous death cult aspect of islam:


This is unacceptable. This was not a man-caused overseas contingency or some shit. This was a man motivated by his religion to murder Americans indiscriminantly. He succeeded. The system failed. Any public servant who says he serves his country-- and especially the titular head of the military-- would in Regular-World at least pay lip service to the idea of stopping this sort of attack.

But not in Bizarro-World! I'm at the point that I'm about to take the advice of the crazy guy from So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, and build an insane asylum inside-out, so that it contains the entire Earth.

Forget everything I said about not voting for Ron Paul. Or Jon Huntsman. Or Gary Johnson. I'll even vote for lettuce brain security guard beater Cynthia McKinney if I think she's gonna beat this Obama shitheel. Doing less is a loogie in the face to our armed services.

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