PETA Goes Anti-Human (Again)

At Gizmodo, a story about PETA's latest advertising campaign nasty, anti-human, stunted emotional development provocation.

Charles Wickersham, a 21-year-old guy, was bitten by a shark while fishing with his friends in the Bay Area near Anna Maria Island. Sharks. Bite. Near death. Beyond scary. Anyone with a modicum of a soul would hope that Wickersham gets better (he's still in intensive care right now) and lives a happy life. Those more equipped might help with the hospital bills or raise awareness on how to prevent such animal accidents from happening. A human survived a traumatic shark attack, what a story that is, amiright? That's normal behavior for normal people with normal emotions.

PETA is not normal. No. They're insane.

In response to Wickersham's accident, those heartless pricks are launching an insensitive ad campaign against all types of fishing. They're using a man, who almost died, as their soapbox. Their rallying call. Might as well accuse him of being Michael Vick, why don't you. Their photo, which will be plastered across benches and billboards in the Bay Area, shows a shark chewing on a bloody human "drumstick" (leg) with the tagline: "Payback is Hell. Go Vegan."

I was trying to think of a way to push back against PETA. The only thing I can think of is to set up a website promoting meat-consumption every time they run one of these viciously anti-human ads. Something like a mass agreement to go to a meat-serving restaurant during a specific week. And maybe not just meats, but the sort of meats that PETA gets especially weepy over -- veal, for example. Or game meats, venison, bunny rabbits. There are some neat restaurants that specialize in hunted, exotic meats, like ostrich or kangaroo.

Maybe set the week 45 days in advance, to make sure restaurants get booked up and have time to stock up (more little cows being killed!).

And have an automatically-generated email to PETA for each sign-up, informing them that a Precious Little Animal who wasn't previously in any danger would now be executed due to their actions.

The idea wouldn't be to just do this generally, but in specific response to their anti-human provocations, their glib Holocaust of Chickens equivalencies, this latest monstrosity. Let them agitate like non-deranged people without incident -- who cares if they do another nudity-themed campaign.

But when they become deranged (as they always do), then let an Apocalypse of Fuzzy Cute Creatures begin.

We should let them know that humans bite back, too.

Thanks to JohnE.

posted by Ace at 10:31 AM

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