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July 30, 2011
3 a.m. Obama Call. Open Thread. [krakatoa]
Ring.
Ring.
Tim Geithner: "Hel.. Hello?"
Obama - slightly out of breath: "I need your help. You can't ask why. You can't ask where. But I need to bury an economy. Can I count on you?"
TG: "Of course, but one question: Why did you dial my cell? I'm lying at the foot of your bed."
Obama: breathing
TG: "I can see you."
Obama: "ummmm"
TG: "Forget it. I've got some shovels in my van."
Run with it, morons. Who else does Obama call?
Make me laugh. More importantly, make Andrew Breitbart laugh.
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