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May 29, 2011

On Coincidence And Conspiracy

It's a coincidence that among the mere 91 people Weiner followed, one seems to have just happened to be a busty coed with a crush on him, who called him her "boyfriend."

It's a coincidence that this Comely Coed wrote an article noting that Twitter was a great way to meet stars you liked, like, for example, Congressmen you might have a crush on, just for a fer instance. (I'm adding that example.)

It's a coincidence that he DM'd (private messaged) a porno actress.

It's a coincidence that a lot of the few people he followed (permitting him to private message them) happened to be young, cute girls. I could prove this, but I don't feel like it.

It's a coincidence that a guy who says he's the Comely Coed's boyfriend (a white guy, just to note who she's attracted to) just happens to have recently started following Mediate's Tommy Christopher, who the Comely Coed also started following, and the NY Daily News. Courtesy of Film Ladd.

It's a coincidence that Weiner has skinny legs, like the "model" the "hackers" used to show off the member of Congress.

It's a coincidence he time-chimed the Bosomy Undergrad's home town, and suggested the Maddow interview of him might make for a good "date night," and then deleted her long-standing FaceBook and Twitter accounts, as if she'd been caught doing something wrong.

And it's a conspiracy, a conspiracy of hackers who remain curiously unreported to the police, to make him look bad.

As Lee Stranahan asks: Would the most naive spouse believe this?

If not, why are reporters buying this crap? Did they pledge to "honor and obey" Anthony Weiner like his wife did?

Bonus: The third category is irony. Courtesy of MR MIKE.

Two video shout-outs. 1, Do you believe hackers can do anything, but oddly act like "nice hackers" and don't lock you out of your accounts when they're trying to scandalize you?

2, Do you believe in magic?

Do you believe in magic?
In a young girls heart
How the music can free her
whenever it starts

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