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May 28, 2011

What a Dick: Anthony's Weiner Becomes Fastest-Rising Member of Congress

I honestly didn't know what you guys were talking about when you kept saying "Anthony Weiner." Okay, so he's a real hard-on, so what?

If I only knew. DrewM. just told me. He asked me if I'd like to post on it.

Wood I? Wood I ever!

Subtitled, Joker Pulls Boner of the Year.

I'm about eight hours behind so I'll just direct you to Weasel Zippers, where you don't see the congressional staff, or to Patterico, where you also don't see the overnight poling, or to Big Government, where you do in fact see the legislative briefs.

Make your choice. But choose well. For, as they say, there are some things which may not be unseen.

Oh, oh, oh, right: I'm supposed to also tell you that Weiner claims his Twitter account was "hacked."

And here's when I tell you that when I posted that Busty Lesbian Pron, my computer, fingers, and brain also got "hacked."

Who did it? No idea. I suspect Average Joe.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh No. Oh No. Oh No. DrewM. is just pulling rabbits out of his ass now.

A NYT Q&A with Meghan McCain prints today. Interview happened, obviously, before.

Meghan McCain names her favorite Democrat.

Guess who?

I'm not going to make you read this crap. So I'll just confirm it.

FAVORITE DEMOCRAT: I like Anthony Weiner, the congressman from New York. He has YouTube moments I find entertaining, and hes married to Huma Abedin, who works for Secretary of State Clinton. I have to tip my hat to him for landing such a hot woman.

Yeah, that marriage is pretty solid. Good call on that one, Mags. Maybe this, more than Sarah Palin, explains your "dating Babylon."

Completely unrelated, but I may ditch my beard. It's itchy and unmanageable.


Other Jokes: I did some different jokes on Twitter. They're in reverse-order, so scan down to "Well I'm late" and read up.


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