Sounds About Right: Gallup Finds That Americans Believe 25% of Population Is Gay

2.5%? Right, that's what I thought.

Wait-- You said 25%?!?! One in four? What?

Ehhhhh... I'll tell ya, we do wind up spending 25% of our time discussing gay issues.

But 25% of the population? Seriously? A quarter of the country is gay?

Gay as in "homosexual" or gay as in "that's gay, man"? Definitely, okay, 25% is gay as in "dude, stop being gay, I don't need to see a replay of every gimme 5-yard gaywad pass you make on this drive."

Oh you meant "homosexual."

Magic Plausibility 8-Ball says "TRY AGAIN."

I think it was after the Florida gay rep, the one who was hitting on interns, another male blogger said to me, "Do you realize we're like one of the eight straight men in the Republican Party?"

And I said, "Shut up, I'm not paying you to talk, I'm paying you to dance sexy for my pleasure."

Sometimes the American public believes things that are almost as goofy as West African belief in witches stealing men's penises, Iranian belief in sorcery, genies, and Magic Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man Mahdis, conservative belief that World Net Daily is an actual news site, or French intellectuals' belief that Dominique Strauss Kahn is not a serial rapist.

Homosexuals, The 25% Minority

Take a look at the commenter above you.

Now go watch your Criterion Edition copy of Rent, because you're a homo.

posted by Ace at 04:34 PM

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