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May 24, 2011

Christina Hendricks: They're Real
(The Spectacular is Implied)

I would not hit that.

She's cute, don't get me wrong. But hit-that level?


Maybe, if she asked nicely. Maybe then I'd do it, as a goof. I'd just do it so I could tell my friends, "Check this out, this girl thinks I like her, it's a total goof."

And they'd laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

Since McCain's site is down, here's the original article.

Meh. A six, maybe a seven outside of LA.

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