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May 24, 2011

China: Please Repudiate Your T-Bills That We Own And Impose Trump-Level 1000% Tariffs On The Shoddy Crap We Sell You

This was sort of inevitable, and it's pretty bad. China has long supported every indecent country in the world, because America has alliances with most of the decent ones.

The list of the indecent includes the terrorist state Pakistan.

China has now made it official: an attack on Pakistan (terrorist hunting) is now to be taken as an attack on China.

They have extended their own security zone to the terrorist state of Pakistan, which means China is now officially a terrorist sponsor.

It also means they're threatening to attack us if we attack a terrorist.

So, lucky us. We just found a trillion and a half dollars we thought we were in the hole for, but now we're not.


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