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May 24, 2011

Straw Poll: Who do you want in 2012?

Whoopsie: I left off a candidate in the first version. Fixed now. If you voted in the first five minutes, you should re-vote.

It's been a few months since we last looked at who you guys were supporting among the GOP presidential contenders. Remember, primaries are all about persuading your fellows to vote for your candidate, unlike the general election which is about holding your nose and voting for the idiot your fellows chose instead.

I've got the declared candidates on the list, plus Bachmann and Palin. I don't believe Palin is going to run, but I figured there'd be a meltdown if I took her off the list this early. Also, Ron Paul isn't on there because every time I include him on a poll a bunch of joo-haters rush over from whatever conspiracy theorist website they're currently trolling and skew the results.

Oh: To the two people who had convulsions last time because it seems like you can just keep voting as much as you want: no you can't. Well, that's not quite true. You can click the button as much as you want; it only records your first vote. So stop spamming the poll, silly goose, and try not to be such a goddamn psychopath.

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posted by Gabriel Malor at 07:37 AM

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