Overnight Open Thread-Rapture Edition [CDR M]

Well Moron Nation, this is last minute tasking so do with it what you normally do. I blame the coming Rapture.

So when you see this picture, is it a painting or is it real?

If you missed the South Park episode this week, you missed a pretty funny episode having to do with, well, male genitalia. Anyway, Randy comes up with an equation to figure out your true manhood dimensions. "Length times diameter plus weight over girth divided by angle of the tip squared." That's just good math.
Here's the link to the episode.

This is a band called Red Fang. Never heard of them before today but this video is pretty damn funny.

Pop Quiz time. Guess the rating of these movie titles. PG or X?

5 Pirates Every Man Should Know.

A certain moronette might find this article interesting. My Children Meet Mr. Purple.

This is so awesome. Video of Ted Nugent on the Piers Morgan show talking about Guns and Obama.

So are you guys wondering about why tomorrow is the rapture? Here's how that date came about.

Here's the gist of Camping's calculation: He believes Christ was crucified on April 1, 33 A.D., exactly 722,500 days before May 21, 2011. That number, 722,500, is the square of 5 x 10 x 17. In Camping's numerological system, 5 represents atonement, 10 means completeness, and seventeen means heaven. "Five times 10 times 17 is telling you a story," Camping said on his Oakland-based talk show, Family Radio, last year. "It's the story from the time Christ made payment for your sins until you're completely saved. I tell ya, I just about fell off my chair when I realized that."

This is pretty good. Five Things That Aren't Nearly As Dangerous As Hollywood Thinks. I can vouch for #4. Planes running out of fuel. Yeah, most don't just fall out of the sky. It just becomes a game of trading altitude for airspeed and finding a place to put down.

Sorry'rons. That's all I got tonight. Best I could do on short, short notice. Now I'm off to boot up my Motorola Xoom and check it out.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by the coolest mom out there.

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