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Now Here's Some Weakness: John Ensign's Affair Seems To Be Obsessive and StalkerishPart of it we knew: Ensign had an affair with his chief of staff's wife. And the wife was also his campaign treasurer. Ensign had an affair with her. And then paid the couple money to keep the affair quiet. He called that extortion when he confessed to the basics of this. Well, who knows. But the new stuff is that he seems to have gone a little off his rails. The report said Ensign initiated the affair by contacting Cindy Hampton, saying he was “very persistent and relentless” and that Hampton testified that the senator wouldn’t stop, he “kept calling and calling” and he “would never take no for an answer.” Hampton testified that she was worried about losing her job as the senator’s campaign treasurer once the affair began. After that, Cindy Hampton became a lobbyist and began unlawfully lobbying him (I guess you can't lobby someone you're diddling). And Ensign, what a guy, did in fact pressure the government to do favors for his squeeze's clients. On page 3 of the story we unfortunately read of Tom Coburn's acting as an intermediary between Ensign and the Hamptons on their demand for compensation/severance/extortion money -- Good Lord, why was Coburn putting himself in that situation? At Hot Air, Barbra Boxer says Ensign would have been expelled if he didn't resign. For once, she doesn't seem to be being stupid. Useless Without Pics? Here's a picture of both couples -- the Ensigns, the Hamptons -- standing together. ![]() Really...? I mean she's okay. The question people will ask is "Well, does that mean she's really good in bed?," and I don't even think it's a question. Yes, she's really good in bed. No one goes bananas over so-so. | Recent Comments
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