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May 11, 2011

Shock: Maybe Levi Johnston Is Writing His Own Book

You know why I think that?

I think that because he's doing his own cover art design:

No seriously, look at that. That is not a professional job. Those... antlers in the title? What?

Mothers and fathers, could your five and six year olds do this? I submit they could. And would.

Meanwhile this jagoff is posing like some kind of Fugitive of Love in the world's worst version of Hard Day's Night.

And what the hell is that at the bottom? It's his attempt at icy mountains, right? What is that?

Is there some new free download that has monkeys randomly draw things for you?

Does he actually have a publisher? If so, why are the letting this moron do the book cover on Photoshop for Imbeciles?

I hope that baby gets its intelligence-genes through its mother.

By the way, even though this is on Amazon, it's so stupidly amateurish I do suspect we're being punked.

Thanks to rdbrewer.


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