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May 08, 2011

Things I Learned from Popular Music (Open Thread)

There is, indeed, water at the bottom of the ocean.

JayZ may not have women problems, but he's got way too many others. (At least that's what I got out of the song. I am a deep, deep thinker afterall. My shorts prove that.)

A Maserati can go 185 but don't test it or else you will lose your license and be forced to ride in a limo.

Little Jack Horner is homeless because he did cocaine.

God did in fact make man but he used a monkey (who supplied the glue) to do it.

You cannot eat pudding before you eat your meat. That is just preposterous.

Governor Jerry Brown's aura smiles and never frowns; and his zen fascists will control all of us someday.

Lastly, I learned that Friday comes after Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Open Thread, and if you can figure out every song I am referencing, your life is as sad as mine. Uplifting thought of the day.


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